Neeziee Taught Me

AU: Trying to escape her stalker, Emily decided to transfer to...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:42:04 -0400

AU: Trying to escape her stalker, Emily decided to transfer to William McKinley High School, where a certain brunette caught her eye.

jerzi: thestarthatrises: thirstingaintdead: Oh...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:20:27 -0400

jerzi:

thestarthatrises:

thirstingaintdead:

Oh Lord…

Goodnight

Logs all the way off!!!! I am crying!!! Lol

girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:17:49 -0400

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

#this movie is so made for tumblr

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:15:50 -0400

#this movie is so made for tumblr

Now I can put this online! My amazing friend Alyssa is the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:14:28 -0400

Now I can put this online! My amazing friend Alyssa is the biggest Darren fan I’ll ever know, and she couldn’t be there at the concert so I asked him to record a message for her! I kept this a secret until we hung out so I could record her reaction haha. It was priceless.

fyeahgleeclub: Twentieth Century Fox Television Distribution’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:12:46 -0400

fyeahgleeclub:

Twentieth Century Fox Television Distribution’s 2013 LA Screenings Lot Party

rileycriss: steven-stoned: OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:12:30 -0400

rileycriss:

steven-stoned:

OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I T OFF THE SCREEN AND I WAS FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

Omg

a teacher. a dad. closest thing to being a superhero.

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:11:18 -0400

a teacher. a dad. closest thing to being a superhero.

rockinrye: acting in a way that doesn’t fit your standards does not make someone ghetto. it’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:10:44 -0400

rockinrye:

acting in a way that doesn’t fit your standards does not make someone ghetto. it’s called being different. amazingly there are a bafuckingtrillion different kinds of ways to be. you would think that a bunch of fucking idiots on the internet who are generally ostracized for their differences wouldn’t be a bucketload of racist, scumbag, bittter bitch cunts, but alas, nobody is paying me to think.

i’ll tell you this shit. you rag and rag about african american vernacular english and the way we walk and pose and reference shit, then turn around and want to use it to feel cool. you talk so much shit because you don’t understand it then turn around and associate our way of speaking or dressing or walking or fucking existing with being dumb or beneath …

but for the last three weeks i’ve watched my closest, black, slang speaking, swag walking, twerking, turn-the-fuck-up-ing friends and peers snatch up bas, masters, doctorates, jds, mds and the like from columbia, nyu, carnegie mellon, howard, harvard, usc, ucla, unc, stanford, northwestern, etc.

ghetto that, mothafucka.

i-nfinitewallflower: gayseal: thelesbianguide: howtobebreeford...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:05:46 -0400

i-nfinitewallflower:

gayseal:

thelesbianguide:

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.

this fucking website

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westbor0baptistchurch: Me as the leader of a group project..

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:04:58 -0400

westbor0baptistchurch:

Me as the leader of a group project..

aaliyahalways: Aaliyah & Mya | Try Again / Case of The Ex...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:04:33 -0400

aaliyahalways:

Aaliyah & Mya | Try Again / Case of The Ex (Mash-Up) [Spally 87]

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niknak79: Bigger on the inside

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:03:05 -0400

niknak79:

Bigger on the inside

artifactrix: odditiesoflife: Monkey Orchids Mistakenly...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:02:39 -0400

artifactrix:

odditiesoflife:

Monkey Orchids

Mistakenly referred to as “Monkey Orchids,” none of the above species are in the Orchis simia family which is the genus for the monkey orchid. The above orchids are in the Dracula genus. Although they are constantly being misclassified, they still have adorable monkey faces which is good enough for me.

@tumbletower

chord overstreet + diego boneta

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:02:16 -0400

chord overstreet + diego boneta

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